BREAKING: The following is a leaked transcript of a call between Democratic National Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz & Vice President Joe Biden. 

*ring-ring* *ring-ring* *ring-ring*

Joe: Yo, Biden residence, ‘sup?

Debbie: Hello, Mr. Vice President. It’s Debbie. How are you?

Joe: Good, good—FUCK! Or I would be if these lil’ fuckers stopped trollin’ my fuckin’ respawn. So who dis is? Continue reading “DNC to Biden: Take one for Team Hillary” →