BREAKING: The following is a leaked transcript of a call between Democratic National Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz & Vice President Joe Biden.
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Joe: Yo, Biden residence, ‘sup?
Debbie: Hello, Mr. Vice President. It’s Debbie. How are you?
Joe: Good, good—FUCK! Or I would be if these lil’ fuckers stopped trollin’ my fuckin’ respawn. So who dis is? Continue reading “DNC to Biden: Take one for Team Hillary”